Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because the light attracts too many bugs!
How many IT support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just try turning it off and on again!
Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Why did the developer go broke?
Because he used up all his cache!
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware issue!
Why did the IT guy bring a ladder to work?
He heard the job was up-and-coming!
Why do programmers prefer nature?
It has fewer bugs!
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don’t see sharp!
Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
Why did the programmer quit his job?
He didn't get arrays!